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PostSubject: mmmmmmm!!!!   Mon May 24, 2010 3:58 am

Saw this on facebook and knew some of you perverts would find it funny! I know I did Very Happy

mary had a little twat, a teeny weeny hole, but johnny couldnt fit in it, his massive manly pole. He sucked her tit, licked her clit, and tried to squeeze it in, but nothing seemed to work 4 him, he just couldnt fucking win! So Mary Drank a lot of wnine, she smoked a bit of grass, and just as she was passing out, he shoved it up her ass!!


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PostSubject: Re: mmmmmmm!!!!   Tue May 25, 2010 2:14 pm

lol! lol! fookin sweet , luvved it lol! lol!

My innocent mary one is ....

mary had a little lamb she tied him to a pylon
10000 volts went up his arse and turned his wool to nylon cheers cheers

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